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Falsche timestamp und die Folgen …
von blog.fefe.de …
Google hat einen 6 Jahre alten Artikel über United Airlines, die 2002 irgendwie mit Bankrott involviert waren, ein falsches Datum verpasst, um genau zu sein ein Aktuelles. Auf der Suche bei GoogleNews nach „Bankrott 2008“ oder dergleichen tauchte dann dieser Artikel oben auf.
Die Folge?
Der Artikel ging in einen grossen Investoren-Newsletter-Verteiler und innerhalb von wenigen Minuten wurden 15 Millionen Aktien verkauft, der Aktien-Kurs fiel von 12.30 Dollar auf 3$ herunter.
Nach einigen Erklärungn war die Aktie am Montag Abend wieder auf 10,.. Dollar.
USA im Dauerkriegszustand
Soweit ich das richtig verstanden haben möchte, will Bush bevor er demnächst seinen Abgang macht, noch dafür Sorgen, dass die USA in einem Dauerkriegszustand bleiben. Also irgendwie driftet der Mensch langsam total in eine andere Welt.
Ich schlage vor, Bush mal gründlich untersuchen zu lassen, ob dessen Geisteszustand eigentlich noch soweit in Ordnung ist ohne einen Aufpasser auf dieser Welt zu wandeln.
link: http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_seeks_to_institutionalize_war_powers_0830.html
pdf: state_of_war.pdf
Photoshop Übersetzung
Falls mal wer eine Übersetzung (deutsch – english) der Photoshop Befehle, Modi, etc … benötigt findet eine bei Oliver Weiss.
Venus und Mars – eine Philosphie
Diesen hoch philosphischen Text bekam ich neulich aus der Schweiz:
„I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‚I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.‘
I said, ‚WHAT??!! What was that?!‘
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
‚You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.‘
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‚Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?‘
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‚Let’s get a pair for each outfit.‘
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‚That’s fine, honey.‘ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‚I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.‘
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‚No honey, I don’t feel like it.‘
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‚WHAT?‘
I then said, ‚Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.‘
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‚Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?‘
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her. „
